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Penang quickies

Oh, daddy

You fucking fuck!

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Ipoh

Cloud police fire is ok

cloud police sign

fire in the industrial area of Ipoh
Fire in the industrial area of Ipoh, as seen from the seren heights of an Buddhist temple

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Indonezia Yogyakarta

🐍Fratssi de pahar

Cine? Io?? Bah io’am mancat crocodili1 baaaah!
drinking cobra blood
[cred totusi ca e de la dreapta la stanga]
cobra snake - foto Raluca Venescu
cobra - foto: Raluca Venescu

Daca va intrebati ce gust are sangele de cobra, sangele de cobra are gust de sange si Red Bull – c-asa considera ei sa-l amestece inainte de al servi doritorilor. [foto: Raluca Venescu]

1bodycount: caine, crocodil, cobra, greiere, porumbel, peste spada, cam atat – nu pentru ca n-am avut sansa, din potriva doar ca sunt moderat / necutezator culinar.

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China

reguli pentru o tinuta morala adecvata

Sau Five Principles for Guarding Maiden Chastity
Deci, fetele: tonu ridicat, picioarele-apropiate, stati acasa, cititi carti etc.

Deci chinezii se straduie, desi nu pare sa le mearga – daca e sa-i iei la numarat :)

Din aceeasi serie, va recomand: Cause and Effect Sutra, Bune maniere culinare


harsh tones
legs tight together
read books
flirt wink china
lost virginity

unu | harsh tones
When being harassed by strangers, one must reprove in harsh tones. Ambiguous response or borderline behaviors are forbidden.

doi | legs must draw tightly close together.
When one’s boyfriend tries to break through the last ditch, one must not convey any pleasurable facial expression and the legs must draw tightly close together.

trei | avoid exposed males, read books
When having questions concerning the physiology of the opposite sex, one should look it up in books. One must not wander around late night looking for exposed males.

patru | don’t think, don’t wink
When attending good friends/classmates’ wedding, one should bless the couple whole-heartily. One must not coquettishly wink at the bridegroom or sending flirtatious signals to the best man.

ultima | repent
If unfortunately one loses her virginity, one must not look as if being blessed with a rebirth or show any gratification on one’s face.

via

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quickies

Miorita in varianta Australiana. Obiceiuri delicate de pe la altii.

sheep(1) Cum restul lumii vorbeste vreme, politica si sex, backpackerii povestesc povesti de calatorie (si sex). Am adunat si eu cate ceva si tocmai ne etalam intr-un cerc vesel, dar tipul asta ne-a batut.

(2) Poate ati auzit glume despre relatile cu potential special intre ciobani si miori.

(3) Australia nu e o tara foarte prietenoasa, ciobanii trebuie sa-si dovedeasca barbatia, lucrul in pustie nu e pentru cei slabi. Munca e grea, dar au si mult timp liber. Ei bine, australienii au ei un obicei al lor, un ritual de initiere care implica castrarea mieilor cu dintii.

Se ia animalul, se taie pielea scrotului, subiectul se apleaca, musca mielul de testicole dupa care inghite.

Am fost la fel de socat ca si voi, dar nu puteam tine asa ceva numa pentru mine. Am auzit povestea de la un tip care a facut-o. Insa nu puteam sa nu caut si ceva referinte suplimentare:

They would hold the testicles tight underneath, slit the skin holding the testicle in, put their mouth down and get hold of the testicle with their teeth, lift it up a bit, slice it off with the knife in their other hand and then spit the testicle on the ground. Google answers

Si aici pare sa fie vorba de variante (spit or swallow), cert e ca se intampla.

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(also on digg)

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Bangkok

CS meeting

Aseara am fost la un meeting Couch Surfing, am conversat cu diversi indivizi in trecere prin BKK si am schimbat (mai mult privit) povetze de calatorie. O tanara bastinasa mi-a admirat tricoul ddd :) Ulterior am purces la o mica campanie de plubbing prin Khao San – zona cu densitate maxima de bakpackeri si hosteluri.

Am vazut cateva tarabe cu documente false – in plina strada, cate o masuta cu oferta comerciala: carti de identitate, carnete de conducere, legitimatii de presa etc. De altfel, Thailanda e probabil una dintre cele mai liberale tari, poti sa cumperi/vinzi/faci cam orice – (atata timp cat nu faci misto de rege).

In acelasi context, una dintre cele mai ofertate distractii nocturne sunt show-urile de pussy ping-pong – implica obiecte divere, fructe (mici animale?) ‘manuite’ de ‘cascadoare’ cu experienta. (google for more info)

ladies do not shit, please
Totul are o limita. Anunt gasit intr-un bar din BKK. Lady toilet. Now open! – cu o cateva restrictii :P